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IRON HAN.

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Constantly reading the merchandise. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, Mass Effect activist, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic. Tumblr'er of the inane, the humorous, and almost anything that involves excellent talent or excellent genes. Sometimes both.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash. If you do not tag it Iron Han, I will not see it.

Formerly sergeantcalhan.

They took Spongebob off Netflix and instead they replaced it with Squidbillies

it’s not the same, Netflix

two squids do not the same show make

Tagged #text post

spacehamsters:

quicksilver as a kid is going to be in xmen: days of future past

posted 5 minutes agovia©reblog

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

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posted 7 minutes agovia©reblog

mi2na:

twistedcaliber:

twistedcaliber:

im gONNA DO IT

IM GON DRAW THIS THING

HERE I GO

UPDATE: I DID NOT DRAW THE THING

I GAVE UP

this is a perfect summary of my life

posted 8 minutes agovia©reblog
Tagged #about me
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natreidess:

While trying to find Chekov Bones stops to do some awesome doctoring 

posted 27 minutes agovia©reblog
Tagged #Star Trek

archerisms:

Happy Birthday H. Jon Benjamin! Thanks for all the hilarity you have brought us from Dr. Katz to Bob’s Burgers!

posted 31 minutes agovia©reblog

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

posted 50 minutes agovia©reblog
posted 50 minutes agovia©reblog