OH SWEET CHRIST PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY MAYDAY MAYDAY HELP HELP
I CAN’T LOOK STRAIGHT AT IT
IRON HAN.
Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.
Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.
Comic shop assistant manager. Constantly reading the merchandise. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, Mass Effect activist, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic. Tumblr'er of the inane, the humorous, and almost anything that involves excellent talent or excellent genes. Sometimes both.
NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash. If you do not tag it Iron Han, I will not see it.
Formerly sergeantcalhan.

OH SWEET CHRIST PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY MAYDAY MAYDAY HELP HELP
I CAN’T LOOK STRAIGHT AT IT
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
it got better
adele wins an oscar
a distance scream is heard
she’s not even an actress leo cries
what if scott pilgrim has to battle taylor swift’s exes
omg people followed me thinking i was really cool and quality
then it turns out
i am
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A BANANA AND I GOT GREETED BY THIS FUCKIN THING
THEY’VE TAKEN OVER OUR FOOD SUPPLIES
hmm…