IRON HAN.
Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.
Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.
Comic shop assistant manager. Constantly reading the merchandise. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, Mass Effect activist, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic. Tumblr'er of the inane, the humorous, and almost anything that involves excellent talent or excellent genes. Sometimes both.
NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash. If you do not tag it Iron Han, I will not see it.
Formerly sergeantcalhan.

AU: the avengers fandom is not racist and misogynistic and is unwilling to fridge female and POC characters in fic just so two cis white dudes can get it on.
↳ Favorite Movie Characters: Clint Barton (Marvel’s The Avengers, MCU) played by Jeremy Renner
Jeremy on Clint and Natasha: “The closest thing I could really link to was Scarlett’s character, Black Widow, because they have a history. And that definitely plays in the movie, I think. And obviously, you can’t go into too much just because there’s so much story to tell, but you definitely get a sense that they’re connected, and that there’s something really, really important that ties them together. And I could try to summarize it, but it can go a lot of places. That excites me, though, that there’s room for other things.”
Scarlett on Clint and Natasha: “Our characters have a long history. They’ve fought together for a long time in a lot of battles in many different countries. We’re the two members of this swinging group who are skilled warriors - we have no superpowers. We all have our various skills and it feels equal…We back one another. We’re on the same team.”
Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.
And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.
this is perfect.
THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.
Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.
Okay, I’m done.
This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair.
The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.
I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR
This is stupidly hot.