Recasting the Avengers as a classic movie → Sidney Poitier as Nick Fury
(This recast inhabits an alternate universe where all the actors are the right ages at the same time.)
Naturally.
IRON HAN.
Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.
Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.
Comic shop assistant manager. Constantly reading the merchandise. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, Mass Effect activist, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic. Tumblr'er of the inane, the humorous, and almost anything that involves excellent talent or excellent genes. Sometimes both.
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Formerly sergeantcalhan.
Recasting the Avengers as a classic movie → Sidney Poitier as Nick Fury
(This recast inhabits an alternate universe where all the actors are the right ages at the same time.)
Naturally.
I have a large seal-point Tonkinese cat with one eye
Her name is Olivia but I call her Nick Furry
I regret nothing
Urge to search for canon instances of this, or instances close enough to be comparatively called canon, at 98% and going up.
Sam and I before the trailer:
Sam and I during the trailer:
Sam and I after the trailer:
Unfortunately I saw the Avengers trailer in the theatre with my mother.
Me during the trailer:
Her during the trailer:
…
Experience ruined.
I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THIS.
It was supposed to be movie verse, but then I had an extra bed by mistake and decided to throw Wasp to have another girl in there. Wasp, by the way, I would LOVE to see in the movie verse. If Jan and/or Hank, or hell, even Pym Particles have a cameo somewhere I will die of happy.
I hear Hank Pym will be in the movie. Not as Ant Man, just as Hank Pym. I hear he and Stark are working on something together so that Stark can continue to be in the Avengers… the name of which escapes me… goddamn it I knew this shit at one point and now I KNOW NOTHING.
…Also this is precious.
suggested by melzipan
You guys should still send in any submissions for this one. I just had to do it too.
This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. EVER.
I usually hate these stupid texts from last night things.
But this one was just damn funny.
…And kinda sparks my inner troll.
Hmmmm…
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